Pilot (Mr. Yo)

In this episode Mr. Yo invites a new neighbor to celebrate Thanksgiving with him and Lana.

Characters

 * Mr. Yo (debut)
 * Lana Tremblay (debut)
 * Zoe (debut)
 * Shanice (debut)
 * Big Mama (debut)
 * Mr. Tremblay (mentioned, deceased)
 * Mrs. Tremblay (mentioned, deceased)
 * Lana's Sister (mentioned)
 * Auntie (mentioned)

Transcript (Incomplete)
'' The episode begins at Lana' s penthouse in Shady Heights in _____, California. ''

Mr. Yo: Miss Tremblay, I brought everything for feast.

Lana: Mr. Yo, Thanksgiving isn't until next week.

Mr. Yo: In the city of *BLEEP*, if you want a turkey, you must buy it in advance.

Lana: I don't care. Mr. Yo why did you buy all of this food, it's just going to be you and me.

Mr. Yo: I invited the new neighbor that moved in the apartment beneath use.

Lana: No, Mr. Yo! I don't want a stranger in my penthouse.

Mr. Yo: What are you going to do?

Lana: Fire you.

Mr. Yo: If you do, who will cook? Who will clean, or drive you around town, or bail you out when you get arrested for drunken assault.

Zoe: *Barks*

Lana: I can cook!

Mr. Yo: Last time you tried to cook, you set the dishwasher on fire, and you were boiling water.

Lana: I still don't know what happened. But I can clean.

Mr. Yo: What are vacuum cleaners used for?

Lana: ....

Mr. Yo: How about I pour you a drink?

As Mr. Yo picks up a wine glass, he grabs the rat poison from under the sink.

Lana: Put it back!

Mr. Yo: You round eye bitch.

Lana: Small cock bastard.

''The day is now Thursday, November 24th (Thanksgiving). Lana walks into the kitchen stumbling with a bottle of vodka in her hands.''

Mr. Yo: Oh my Buddha. Good morning, Miss Tremblay.

Lana: Mr... Mr... Mr. Yo want are you doing? Chopping vegetables? That's stupid.

Mr. Yo: It for the feast.

Lana: Don't you mean "It's"?

Mr. Yo: Drunk smartass. When Shanice gets here, you better be in the back.

Lana: Are you trying to sleep with this woman?

Mr. Yo: No, no, no.

Lana: Ha! Always knew you were gay.

Mr. Yo: Shouldn't you be blowing your parents's money on something other than booze.

Lana: Ha ha! Auntie was right when she told Mommy and Daddy to leave their riches to my sister.

Mr. Yo: You never told me about your family, and I've been living with you for 3 years.

Lana: My parents were millionaire business owners and I haven't talked to my sister since the reading of my parents's will, but I think she's Auntie's new caretaker.

Mr. Yo: My family....

Lana: SHUT UP! No one cares.

Then there was a knock on the door.

Mr. Yo: She's here!

Lana: He's gonna plow that so hard. HA HA HA!!

Zoe: *Barks*

Lana: My mother was a saint!

Shanice: Hey everybody! Mr. Yoshida, looking good in that tux.

Mr. Yo: Just call me "Mr. Yo", and this tuxedo is the only outfit Miss Tremblay will let me wear.

Shanice: *Laughs* You funny.

Lana: Mr. Yo, come here!

Mr. Yo: Yes?

Lana: She's black.

Mr. Yo: MISS TREMBLAY!!

Lana: No, it's not that I don't like nig... I mean African-Americans. I expected her to white, like me. Or at least a God damn Mexican.

Mr. Yo: Be nice!

Shanice: Oh what cute dog.

Zoe: *Barks twice*

Lana: Zoe loves dark colors.

Shanice: Is this the Miss Tremblay you was talking about.

Lana: The one and only Lana Derisee Tremblay. The heiress to Tremblay Fortune. The...

Shanice: Great. Nice to meet you. Can I just call you Lana?

Lana: Sure. What's in the container?

Shanice: Big Mama's sweet potato pie.

Lana: You have the recipe?

Shanice: No Big Mama made it.

Mr. Yo: I thought you and your family are from Detroit.

Big Mama: You thought I was gon' let my baby move across the country herself.

Mr. Yo: You never told me your mother was coming to dinner.

Shanice: I texted you.

Mr. Yo: I don't understand texting.